Screw this housework noise

I'm SO getting a maid.  Then you know what I'm doing? Hiring a personal trainer.(apparently, if you are a woman you get quite the discount if it's a gym frequented by men) Then my husband will be all "omg, what a great workout housework is!" Then I will hand him a mop and a vacuum and say, "You're looking a little soft. There you go, Mr. Universe!"  Then I can fire the maid.