Friday, July 1, 2011

PAPER IS MAGICAL

Have a problem with your business?

Add a form!

Patients falling on the floor too often?

Hang a sign on their door!

Too many loose ends in your office's workflow?

Give everyone a checklist!

Let's get down to brass tacks.  Sometimes, circumstances in a workplace change.. sometimes for the better; but more likely than not, for the worse.  Is it REALLY necessary to insult the intelligence of your staff by even hinting that a piece of paper is going to fix an increase in falls?  Dude.. we've got fuckin stroked out (may as well be tripped out) people flinging themselves out of bed all the frigging time.  Do you really think a SIGN is going to help the staff??  How about.. oh I don't know.. STAFFING THE FLOOR PROPERLY?

Hey!! Wanna see my new shirt? It says "ARRRRR" on top and "ENNNNN" on the bottom.



(second half of this message is for the person who told me to lighten up on my blog)  I don't know though, these girls are pretty heavy, not sure how much lightening up they are going to do. *shrug*

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